Dorthy Gray cold cream is the highest quality shit there is to clean your face from make-up, dirt, grim, slimmer from the Ghostbusters and radioactivity...

Baby Psycho Bot is a creepy ass toy a sick uncle may give to say, his nephew. Her demonic cackle, psychotic rocking movement, zombie-esque maw,  dead lifeless arms, and ungainly placed activation button all combine to form the perfect possession weapon ever assembled in the depths of Hades...

Many people do not realize that Pennywise the clown from Stephen King’s epic It used to shill cereal for Post in the early 1960′s. I miss waking up to a bowl full of Sugar Rice Krinkles and pouring an ice cold jug of my worst nightmares on top for added flavor...

Let me tell you kids, Ol’ Uncle LaVarious has seen some gummy dildos in his day and this is the fucking Cadillac of them all. It has been said that John Wayne Gacy used a similar model while performing tricks for kiddies as Pogo the Clown.

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Ninja goat baby is the most adorable little bastard if there ever was one. His amazing flips, pinwheel kicks, and sheer graceful leaps make him a top contender in any midget goat fight. He enjoys eating cans, kicking throats, and blowing your fucking mind. On sale now at Wal-Mart: $4,000,000.99!!! G...

This one is dedicated to my Dad who passed in 2012.

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Right now I am just working out the navigation and trying to decide on content you would like to see on the site...

I am slowly working on designing the site out and working on some new content as we speak. I don’t know how much of the old content remains, but if I find anything worthwhile I will upload it for you.

Ohhhhhhh……is it true………..is someone about to make a come back straight outta 2000?